September 2009
18 posts
Bumps ahead.
Oh hey sorry people I got sorta caught up in the life of doing nothing.
Entering week 21 of not having a real job and it’s going nowhere fast. Maybe I’ll start threatening people. Obviously, my friendly approach to the job hunt is not appealing to potential employers. I will invest in a shiv, club, or mallet or some sort. That could work.
Not to be a downer or anything, but...
Meeeeeaaahhhh
I think people on Twitter are rude sometimes. It’s like a medium I just don’t get sometimes. I guess it’s like any piece of technology…I frequently ask myself…why the hell do I have this anyway?
Nerdy jerks. I really just use Twitter to get cheap and/or free shit, coupons, and concert announcements fast. So suck it.
Absolutely CANNOT wait til October 31st for the...
Cancertainment. Yesterdays Fresh Air...amazing... →
Turn this up!!!!
Coupons.
Don’t be an asshole when you use them. I’m a avid coupon clipper and I am a nice lady about it. I don’t try to bargin with the people at the register. I don’t try to split my check to use them all at once.
So you shouldn’t either. I waited on a woman last night who ordered over 80 dollars in food so she could use her entire book of coupons and put every, damn, thing...
Accchhhhooooooo.
I experience allergy attacks daily during this time of the year. Until the first frost or so, I’ll be wheezing and sneezing with the best of them. My face, a now puffy red ball, is achy and sore from incessant sneezing and nose wiping with sandpaper like tissues. My eyes are heavy, abused and bruised from constant itchy rubbing fits. I’m pumped up on non-drowsy meds mixed with drowsy...
This pretty much sums it up! Thanks Colin! →
Worst commercial ever. →
“You have too much trash. Why are there so many bags?”
– My mother. Picking an arguement because I cleaned out my room, and have too many bags of trash and goodwill donations. Phase three in our four part series on “Julia: Let’s get her out of the house.”
Pretty much, my life is summed up - stuffunemployedpeoplelike.com.
Sour puss.
The other day, a co-worker licked a lemon and put it in a customer’s drink. “He’s being such an asshole today, he deserves it.” she explained to me and other co-workers while we looked at her in shock. But we supported her. As my fellow servers and I often say, “I don’t condone it, but I understand it.” In my six years plus years of working there, I never...
